December 4, 1995, what a jerk off... |
Did he really have a chance? Wildcat sissy |
Let me first talk about the carousel of Head Coaches we have had the
privilege of having. First came Chris Palmer (5-27, record), then came Butch
Davis, who is the only coach to lead the Browns to the playoffs since their
return, but left the team after 11 games during the 2004 season (24-34,
record). Interim coach Terry Robiskie took over and the Browns won 1 of 5 games
that he coached. The following season (2005) the Browns with new GM Phil Savage
hired a highly profiled coach from the Bill Belichick coaching tree, Romeo
Crennel (24-40, record). Ironically, under Coach Crennel, the Browns did have
their best record, in the 2007 season (10-6) since returning to the NFL, but
missed the playoffs due to a tiebreaker with the Tennessee Titans (curse you
Tony Dungy!). After Savage and Crennel were both fired after a disappointing
2008 season (4-12), the Browns hired Eric Mangini (10-22, record), but after
back-to-back 5-11 seasons, he was let go.
Every Browns fan should own one of these. CLASSIC 1 o'clock cheers, 4 o' clock tears HAHAHA |
Which brings me to the current status of the Cleveland Browns. Under
first year Head Coach Pat Shurmur (this guy just screams “not the guy”), the
Browns again had another lackluster season finishing 4-12. There are so many
issues with this team right now. Even if the Browns had the 1st 5
picks of the upcoming NFL draft, it would still not be enough to fill the holes
that this team has. With needs at basically every position, how many more
drafts and/or free agency is it going to take to get the number (and right) of players
to become successful? Is Colt McCoy the franchise QB, doesn’t look that way,
but with the offensive line that he had this past season any QB would struggle.
Our best option in the backfield is 253 lbs. Peyton Hillis, and after a
disappointing 2011 season (missed 6 games due to injury) is probably headed out
of Cleveland here soon. His back-up Montario Hardesty, can’t step onto the
field without hurting himself. The WR’s this team has, if I were a opposing
defensive coordinator would not strike fear into me, that you would be fine
just covering them one-on-one. The offensive line (minus LT Joe Thomas) stinks,
especially the right-side (what a joke). The West Coast offense that Shurmur installed
is terrible (yeah, its 3rd and 8, lets run a 3 yard out-route). As
an offense, this team just can’t move the ball down the field consistently (or
at all). You use your “best” playmaker in Mr. Do Everything Joshua Cribbs the
wrong way (he’s not a receiver, put him in the backfield). I mean when your
best player is your veteran (and the only guy left from the 1999 season)
placekicker Phil Dawson, kicking 50-yard FG’s, its frustrating as a fan to
watch this offense.
This should have been the cover of Madden 12, swallow a knife Peyton! |
The sad part here is this guy is at a preseason game, going to be a LONNNGGGG season |
Which brings me back to my original question, “Was it really worth it?”
I don’t know what it would be like without the Browns around, I know I would
still (and do) be following/rooting for the Arizona Cardinals (my 2nd
favorite team), but the one thing I would really miss, is that one Sunday a
year, when the boys (My Dad, two brothers, and myself) head up to Cleveland
Browns Stadium to watch the Browns play. We’ve seen some wins and loses (a
bunch), but it’s that bond between father and sons, that is the most important
thing. I know its rough being a Browns fan, (especially on my Dad, #1 Browns
fan of all-time, hands down), but I guess what keeps us coming back is that
age-old saying; “There’s always next year”.
And to make all you Clevelanders out there happy, at least we can all enjoy the theme song for the great Drew Carey Show...timeless
And to make all you Clevelanders out there happy, at least we can all enjoy the theme song for the great Drew Carey Show...timeless